This Saturday STARFUCKERS celebrate all things AUSTRALIAN with a RAVE that would set Julia Gillard’s head on fire (oh wait, it already is).

DON’T expect thongs, VB, board shorts, a BBQ, people playing cricket, a beach, southern cross tattoos, koalas/kangaroos/or other Australian fauna.

DO expect bigger stars than the southern cross including MR. DISORDER, TRENTERTAINMENT, RUSLAN and TRELZ (inc. southern cross tattoo), Pump, Sweat, the best night of your life, better pronunciation than Julia Gillard’s and possibly some Australian Flags.

Cheap drinks before 11pm in honour of the land downunder!